Bah, humbug

I so grudgingly covered the company Christmas party after being given only two hours notice of the assignment. In any case, I ditched the event last Friday.

I wanted my byline (to appear at the employees-only website) to read this:

"Bah, humbug" is Tanya's perennial holiday motto. She reserves December 23 for "Suicide Night," an evening of destructive Christmas partying and last-minute shopping with her college buddies.