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The annual Christmas wish list. With my undying Christmas motto, "Bah, humbug." :D

1. Satin sleeveless pussy-bow blouse
2. Men's knitted or silk scarves -- nice ones in Gap
3. Felt cloche hat in a punchy color -- I saw two in Sinequanone and Zara
4. Cocktail rings -- Rustans has some
5. Leather-wrapped travel hat box -- Crossings has this
6. Leather shoulder bag in a punchy color (medium-sized purse; one-inch wide strap) -- in Trunk Show or Liz Claiborne
7. Framed handbag with kiss-lock closure
8. Upright hybrid suitcase with trolley in a punchy color or print
9. DVD (pirated): China Blue
10. DVD (pirated): Helvetica
11. DVD (pirated): The Director's Label series (any or all)
12. CD (original): Young, Modern by Silverchair
13. Book: The Travels of a T-shirt in the Global Economy: An Economist Examines the Markets, Power and Politics of World Trade by Pietra Rivoli -- Powerbooks sells this
14. Cut and color with a courageous, reputable stylist -- Miss Jackie at Fix Podium!
15. Home sewing machine -- Brother brand
16. Size 6 dress form with crotch -- at Victoria Visual
17. Tide to Go instant stain remover -- available at True Value hardware store
18. Portable lint remover (not the adhesive kind)
19. Travel-sized steam iron -- some SM Dept. Stores have a demo guy!